• Completed  by Matt Rogers, reviewed by Vinny Mainolfi
I remember seeing this game advertised throughout 1985 in Computer & Video Games magazine. I wasn't too sure about the screen shots and always thought that the game lacked any visual presence - and that was even before I played it!

Twenty odd years on I have managed to find some time to devote to this game and it seems that my original preconceptions were correct! This game really is a pile of cack - visually and game play wise.

Fortunately, Matt Rogers was insane enough to actually spend more than 2 minutes to play through this game and obtain the ending - poor sod ;-)

Zorro saves the day ...

... and it's brown hearts all round. The End.

HOW WAS IT COMPLETED?: Hmmm ... I am not quite sure but I think that Matt cheated on this one ;-)

SO WHAT HAPPENS?: Well, once our hero reaches the lady in waiting there is an exchange of kisses. Hearts fly all over the place and a cacky old tune plays away.

COMMENTS: To me it's a pile of cack but I can see that back in 1985 it would have been appreciated - hence my extra point.

FINAL SAY: I would bother playing through just to see the ending - in fact, I wouldn't bother playing through!

G.E. RATING: 2 / 10