• Completed by Vinny Mainolfi & Frank Gasking
• Reviewed by Vinny Mainolfi

I never really opened up to this game and it has taken me almost 20 years to actually play it! So it's thanks to Frank Gasking for supplying the game ending as I doubt I would ever have bothered to play it all the way through!

Let's take a look ...

Man: "ere, luv ... fancy a snog?"

"Slurp, slurp, slurp, POP!"

Man: "You're coming to my room"

Man: "You don'arf weigh a ton, luv!"

Spoil Sports!

The End.

HOW WAS IT COMPLETED?: Erm ... I hate to bore you, but I used a cheat that allowed me to jump straight to the game ending (",)

SO WHAT HAPPENS?: After kicking the living daylights out of the MASSIVE muscle-bound freak in the Bar, you get to kiss and cuddle your beloved chav-queen ("ere, put her down, mate!"). Once the heavy petting is over, our hero grabs his lady and drags her off to paradise! Finally, the GAME OVER bullet-hole screen appears and the game ending comes to a close.

All this is accompanied by a sweet game ending tune (",)

COMMENTS: It's a cool enough ending that is worth a look. It's really a small animation sequence with a small piece of music.

FINAL SAY: Not much else to say really (".)

G.E. RATING: 6 / 10