by Vinny Mainolfi & Alf Yngve
Reviewed by Vinny Mainolfi
Time for another Alf Yngve SEUCK extraveganza in the
form of 2000 Kung-Fu Maniacs, which is a follow-up from
the very successfully... you've got it...
1000 Kung-Fu Maniacs!
the SEUCK compilation 'Shoot 'em up Destruction Set 2'
from Psytronik Software, 2000KFM continues the on-going
side-ways scrolling adventures of the MASTER OF AWESOME!
Once again you must battle assorted adversaries in
various unusual locations: the International Arms Fair,
a corrupt Art Gallery (with baddies that put the "poo"
into "poodle"!) and even at the Happy Moose Megamart!
Various weapons can be picked up along the way to help
you combat the Kung-Fu Maniacs and other assorted foes
that you will encounter on your epic quest!
As always, this is a very
polished and tightly wrapped release, but does the
ending offer any bonus material?...
And so our hero comes
to the end of his journey...
Very funny :)
Oh - it's the Grandpa
Yeah - so stuff your
Don't agree with
Shouldn't that be:
"AN ADULT"? ;)
Yeah - piss off
DON'T THANK THE OLD
Oooo... I wonder what
...wait for it...
wait for it...
D'OH! The End.
HOW WAS IT COMPLETED?:
I was a naughty boy and turned off the sprite collision
and just whizzed through the game. I'm sure Alf didn't
cheat in his own game ;-)
SO WHAT HAPPENS?:
LOADS! Once our hero reaches the end of his journey, he
says: "FINALLY, I BEAT....... THE LAST NINJA!!!"
He then enters the temple where the Master is waiting.
There is an exchange of words and expressions between
the two characters, and then our hero leaves. It may not
sound like much, but you really have to watch it to get
the full benefit:-)