by Inge Pedersen
Reviewed by Vinny Mainolfi
OMG! I'd completely forgotten about this game and I
remember why: it was too bloody hard! I remember
spending HOURS trying to complete the first bloody
screen only to get hit by the spiders, or fall off the
ropes, or just fall off the final ledge when you get to
the other side! I'm going to have to revisit this one as
I have never really managed to play through it.
Anyway - fortunately, Inge
was able to hack this toughie and allow us to see the
"Fancy meeting you
down this cold, dark alley!"
"Have a rotten Polo
'Thinks!' what does
he bloody 'thinks'?!
Time for a bit of
juvenile fun :)
HOW WAS IT COMPLETED?:
Inge used a combination of infinite lives and
SO WHAT HAPPENS?:
Once you complete the final level, you are shown
standing in a cave with some kind of strange prehistoric
animal in your way. All of a sudden, a while falls down
and knocks out the animal. Out hero is then shown saying
"THINKS!", which looks like a speech-bubble and not a
It's an okay ending, but as Inge said, it's kind
of silly. Maybe the programmer thought it was funny
- I can't see it. And as for typing in your
details... not sure what that's about. Maybe, as
Inge said, there was a competition to win something
if you completed the game. Unfortunately, the ending
just crashes after the final input :( 4/10 from me.
Would love to see what you would have received back The
Edge - probably never know (same with The President is
Missing, Sorcery, etc, etc).
Hard to judge the ending because of that, all we really
have is a request for your details/ A pity a 'true
ending' could not have been inputted.
Okay-ish, but silly.
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