by Brendan Phoenix
Reviewed by Vinny Mainolfi
Here's a question for you: what came first - the
chicken or the egg? With regards to Bionic Commando and
the two very different versions (UK
and US), it's obvious which one came first because you
wouldn't create a seriously inferior version of the game
after you saw the
version, would you?
Anyway - the US version of
Bionic Commando is a complete pile of cack from
beginning to end. Amateurish graphics, poor controls,
simplistic audio, dragging pace, ... need I say more?
Needless to say, if you fancy playing Bionic Commando
then don't think twice about heading STRAIGHT to the
version... you'll thank me for it!
The final mission is
But now, you're going
to get a kick in the teeth for your efforts!
HOW WAS IT COMPLETED?:
Brendan used the Cheat 'O Matic all the way to the end.
SO WHAT HAPPENS?:
Once the final mission is completed, an ending message
appears at the top of the screen, which reads: "YOUR
MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. A BONUS OF 1000000 PTS
WILL BE AWARDED FOR YOUR SUCCESSFUL MISSION. ALTHOUGH
EVIL HAS PERISHED AND PEACE RESTORED, WE MUST MAINTAIN
CONTINUOUS EFFORTS TO MAINTAIN PEACE AND TO REBUILD THE
WORLD. YOUR MISSION WILL NOT BE TRULY FULFILLED UNTIL WE
REGAIN A HARMONIOUS WORLD."